I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
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Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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