Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I think your dad took our porno
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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