You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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