is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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