The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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