You're so nebulous sometimes
I can text with my tongue
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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