Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
BRING THE BAGELS
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
PANTIES FOUND
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