Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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