I wannas sexs uuuuu
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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