smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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