come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Randomize
