Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i dont even know how to be here
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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