I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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