marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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