When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
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