Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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