I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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