if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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