You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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