Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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