i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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