I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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