I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
ugly people sure do ruin things
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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