we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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