Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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