Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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