singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just googled if crying burns calories
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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