I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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