Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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