My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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