That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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