we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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