I have demons in me.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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