I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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