Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
