just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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