Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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