She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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