So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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