it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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