Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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