For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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