Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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