Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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