I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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