Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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