yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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