Don't you send me to vm
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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