OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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