did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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