I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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