okay pat passed out under dana's car
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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