Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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