white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I feel like abortions should bother me more
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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