I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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