Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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