I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
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Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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