Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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