I'm eating all of the evidence.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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