if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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