looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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