you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
These tits shall not be calmed
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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